Saturday, February 11, 2012

Choosing a bride

A Mother was very concerned that her middle-aged son has not shown the
slightest indication of getting married. So one day she called him over
to her house.
The Son came home from work, grudgingly. Upon arriving, he found that his
mother had gathered a few beautiful ladies at the house for him to choose
as his future bride.
The FIRST one was a well-endowed Telephonist-cum-Receptionist. He
immediately commented: 'Aiyaa..... Mother, they always say..... PLEASE
HOLD ON, HOLD ON.........DD.'
The SECOND nominee was a leggy secretary. She was also rejected. Reason
being: 'Aiyaa.... Mother, this one aaa..., Secretary always fond of saying
'Please SLOW DOWN, SLOW DOWN......DD.'
By this time, the mother is nearing frustration. She called a sweet but
plain-looking Teacher. The Son suddenly agreed!!
The Mother was surprised and asked: 'Why this one? I thought the earlier
two were a lot better.
He replied: 'Teacher aaa..... Teacher very good, very patient, always say:
PLEASE REPEATED IT AGAIN, I want it done 10 times....

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